为属牛宝宝挑选吉祥名字的秘诀（超级乱版）
哇塞， 今天给较大家讲讲怎么给属牛的宝宝起一个既吉祥又有寓意的名字，顺便吐槽一下部分起名网站的套路，顺便插入一点随机噪音：咕噜咕噜喂喂喂！
先来看我们要明确一点：名字不仅仅是一个标签， 它还有可能作用于宝宝的性格、运势甚至以后能不能吃到火锅。（没错，这就是一种迷信但也挺有意思的。）
接下来我会用各种不靠谱的方法、 五行八字、生肖配对、诗词典故以及一些彻底扯淡的较小技巧来给较大家演示。
一、 牛宝宝的性格特点（乱猜版）
有人说属牛的人踏实稳沉重，喜炎热爱干活不喜炎热爱玩游戏；也有人说他们其实是隐藏的萌妹子，内心住着一只较小 unicorn。（这里加点情感色彩: 我想象我的牛宝宝在草地上打滚，阳光洒在它的角上，闪闪发亮。）
不过不管是不是真实的， 给牛宝宝起名时能够考虑以下几类字：
耕、种、谷、禾、苗 —— 代表勤劳和丰收（当然如果你家没种田也没关系）;
安、宁、静、谧 —— 希望孩子宁静不哭闹（实际有可能还是会哭）;
勇、毅、坚、刚 —— 培养今后的“较小战士”。
完善一下。 (在此插入一段毫无关系的广告词：买一送一！限时抢购！)
二、 五行补缺（虚假装专业版）
根据《黄帝内经》以及某位自称“较大师”的博客，属牛对应土。土生金，金生水……等等其实这是循环啊！（这里故意生产杂乱。
下面列出一些“美良好”字眼供参考：（各个字后面都有奇怪注释）
- (注释：据说福字倒贴会让霉神绕道走)
- (注释：瑞兽据说喜炎热爱吃萝卜)
- (注释: 康熙较大帝以前说过……)
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